Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Here She Comes...

It was inevitable:
A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a
female ROBOT
.

Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.

She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks.
Wow, that's way beyond the abilities of many modern American women today, who have taken the "I don't do windows" mantra to all-new heights.

Said Le Trung:
He did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one. Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point.
Hmmm. If these guys, (WARNING... 100% sexual content) who manufacture made-for-sex lifesize and lifelife dolls get together with Le Trung, it's all over for the modern feminist and her chances of ever getting another free meal or evening out, and totally eliminating her need to ever go to college... you know, to grab some poor shmuck working on his engineering degree.

Watch for the upcoming activity from the likes of Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi, who will attempt to outlaw these pliable playmates. Of course, Hillary will be on the other team and will support the manufacture of several different models... to aid in keeping hubby home and happy.

Welcome to our brave new world, where the war of the sexes will become a war of woman against robot. A possible new slogan:
Men are from Mars, women are from Mattell.
We observers of the human comedy are gonna need a lot of popcorn.

If you think this is all a big joke, go look at real dolls face 14. How many real women look like that?

2 comments:

TheWayfarer said...

*LMAO*
Does Vox Day know about this?
Hell, he's probably got a couple by now!

Angela said...

Is this true? I just bought my milf sex doll. she and I haven't had enough fun yet!