Damn Stinking Tourists

House majority leader Reid:

My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway.In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true.

Can't have that... Next thing they'll want to do is close the building to the public so we won't offend their sensitive little noses.

Actually, most of those government types those huge racially and religiously identifable noses, so maybe that's why we all stink... at least to them.