Monday, December 15, 2008

The Big Plan

Finally got some real detail from Obama on his save the economy/planet plan:

He's going to create 2.5 million new jobs to rebuild-retrofit government buildings across America to be more energy efficient.

Aiding him in this task will be nobel-prize winning physicist Steven Chu, who got his nobel prize for research into ways to cool and trap atoms using laser light.

Yessir, that's putting science on the team... we have all been sorely perplexed with the problem of trapping all those overheated atoms with our laser pointers. Some of those overheated atoms have been melting our glaciers! And we want to use lasers because well, they're cool, dude... and really, really energy efficient.

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