From Where?

DRUDGE's main headline this morning:

OBAMA IS BACK; WYOMING VICTORY

Back from where? Did he disappear recently?

And what's the big deal over a "Wyoming victory? ROFL...

To be claiming a front page headline "victory" in a place like that suggests - to me - rummaging through the dumpster for the last bit of scraps, even if it is a pretty dumpster.

Yessir... here at Bob's little river landing, we're watching two rubber rafts, the SS Hillary and the SS Barak flash by, full of screaming and yelling freeboarders throwing rocks at each other, closely followed by some old coot with a cannon mounted on the bow of his little boat taking pot shots at both of them.

They're all so busy attacking each other that none of them hear the thunder of those huge falls lurking just around the bend.

It's a fierce amount of noise and bedlam for this little part of the river.

But it'll be much quieter soon.