A Federally Protected Minority Does His Thing

This from SKY TALK, the Star-Telegram's airline, travel, and aerospace blog:

WOMAN FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST AMR BECAUSE PASSENGER MASTURBATED WHILE SHE SLEPT

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

Hot damn, fly those friendly skies.

After awakening and discovering what had happened, she tried to get some assistance from the flight crew, but no luck.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

Welcome to our bright, new world, brought to you by a federal government that has allowed homosexuals, lesbians, pedophiles, cross-dressers, whore mongers, adulterers, trans-genders and all the rest of the sexually warped scumbags in our nation to make the rules.

I can just imagine his court-appointed or ACLU lawyer claiming that he was only "relieving himself" due to the strain he was experiencing caused by this woman, who, because of her dress, actions, general build, her suggestive make-up, or her partially prone position in the seat while she was sleeping over-excited innocent little him.

After all, a woman -sleeping - implies a bedroom, which implies sex, which makes any otherwise normal dude want to lubricate her hair... right?

Personally, I think I would have thrown the sick bastard off the airplane... while still at altitude. The world would not miss him.