Paris Hilton- after serving five days - has been released to the horrid confines of her home... for forty days and forty nights.
She will have to wear an "ankle bracelet". More horror... because it's not diamond-studded platinium, not stylish, not an "in-thing" at all.
But just wait, Paris style ankle bracelets(cheap plastic, made in China) are going to show up in stores, the next big craze for the adoring and witless masses. Maybe even an ankle-bracelet styled ipod.
She was released because of a "medical situation". Something like an uncontrollable pout maybe?
Now tell me she won't be having big fun-filled bashes--home based, of course--in which the evil non-platinium ankle bracelet will become an object of amusement and ridicule.
Justice is not only blind... it's gotten stupid.
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Au contraire...She was probably crying her eyes out at all the "carpet-munch" she's going to miss now.
Would that "medical situation" be AIDS, I wonder?
Hmmm...
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