The Paris Saga Continues

Sung to the tune of "Old McDonald had a farm":

Paris Hilton went to jail,
E, I, E, I, O.
And you should have heard her wail,
No , No, No, No, No.

Chorus:
With a big tear here and a big tear there,
Here a tear, there a tear, everywhere tear tear,
Fragile widdle Paris went to jail,
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho.

And then the sheriff he let her out,
E, Yi, E, Yi, Oh!
All she had to do was weep and pout,
And she was shown the Do'...

(Chorus)

But then the judge he got real mad,
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
So back to jail the poor frail went,
Now ain't that just too bad.

(Chorus)

See? Twelve years of music finally paid off.