Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Idiots On Parade


According to school teachers, this supposed gun-shaped filled
 Pop Tart is a deadly "loaded" weapon.
A Baltimore area elementary school recently suspended a seven year old boy for chewing a breakfast pastry into a shape resembling a gun. There also seems to be some dispute over whether the boy said “bang bang” after doing so (some also claim there might have been a second Pop-Tarter on the grassy knoll).

For any students who were traumatized by the frightening toaster strudel ordeal, counseling is available.:

The school sent home a letter to parents saying, “During breakfast this morning, one of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures that disrupted the class. While no physical threats were made and no one was harmed, the student had to be removed from the classroom.”
Parents should talk to their children if they’re troubled by the incident, the school said, and the school counselor will be available for any student who needs to talk.
It’s been pointed out that because the Pop Tart had a filling, the pastry weapon was likely considered to be loaded — a much more egregious zero-tolerance violation indeed — hence the suspension.

This from:

A responder in her comments opined that  school teachers and school administrators have become to dumb to be left alone with children.

No argument from me on that.

I truly pity those poor kids under the control of these idiots, kids that are - and will be - completely unprepared for the real world.

1 comment:

Master Doh-San said...

"First, God created idiots. That was for practice. Then, He created school boards." -- Mark Twain