No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!
That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.
Maybe the idiots at Homeland Security don't know that only blunt-nosed scissors are allowed in schools, no sharp pointy ones that could possibly be used as weapons?
I cannot imagine even a typical brainwashed big government-loving school teacher thinking that confronting an armed lunatic with a pair of scissors - sharp pointy ones or not - is a good survival tactic. I cannot imagine one of today's typical school teachers doing anything other than cowering in fear.
It's always been a comment on stupidity about how someone took a knife to a gunfight,
How much more so with scissors?
Remind yourself often that it's our tax dollars paying for this video and the dimwits that created it.