Thursday, January 31, 2013

This Is Just Plain Stupid

WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?
No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!
That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.

Maybe the idiots at Homeland Security don't know that only blunt-nosed scissors are allowed in schools, no sharp pointy ones that could possibly be used as weapons?

Homeland Securities latest School Defense Weapon, first in a series of
recommended SDW's. Will it ultimately be considered as a hand held
semi-automatic assault weapon? Will it eventually be regulated by the
 government and then outlawed by Senator Diane Feinstein?   
Maybe they aren't idiots. Maybe they do know. Maybe they are just more of the crowd that believes any sort of real weapon in the hands of the citizenry is a real and present danger to them and their Socialist bosses,

I cannot imagine even a typical  brainwashed big government-loving school teacher thinking that confronting an armed lunatic with a pair of scissors - sharp pointy ones or not - is a good survival tactic. I cannot imagine one of today's typical school teachers doing anything other than cowering  in fear.

It's always been a comment on stupidity about how someone took a knife to a gunfight,

How much more so with scissors?

Remind yourself often that it's our tax dollars paying for this video and the dimwits that created it.


1 comment:

Master Doh-San said...

Let's take this all the way. Let's demand that the DHS issue only scissors to ALL of their agents.

Then sit back and watch the fun.