Grading On The Curve

A little girl asks her Mommy:

"Mommy, how old are you?"

Her mother replies: "You are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It's not polite."

The little girl then says:

OK, how much do you weigh then?"

The mother, getting a little cranked, says:

Now really! Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Unfazed, the little girl then asks:

"Why did you a Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, now thoroughly steamed, yells back:

"THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS!"

Later, the little girl tells a friend, "My mom won't tell anything about herself."

"Well", says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."

A bit later, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32, and you weigh 130 pounds."

The mother looks quite surprised, but the little girl charges on and says triumphantly, "And I know why you a Daddy got a divorce."

"OH REALLY?" The mother asks. "WHY"

"Because you got an F in sex.