That Just About Covers Everything

From ABC News:

Apr 16, 2006 OKLAHOMAA CITY (Reuters) - A man in the Oklahoma town of Purcell has been arrested on suspicion of murdering the 10-year-old daughter of his neighbor and planning to eat her body, police said on Saturday.

Kevin Underwood, 26, was arrested on Friday in the murder of Jamie Rose Bolin, who was reported missing after she failed to return home on Wednesday from a public library in Purcell, 36 miles south of Oklahoma City.

"Regarding a potential motive, this appears to have been part of a plan to kidnap a person, rape them, torture them, kill them, cut off their head, drain the body of blood, rape the corpse, eat the corpse, then dispose of the organs and bones," Purcell Police Chief David Tompkins told a news conference.

Let's see here... Did he miss anything? Pick out a 10-year old child, then kidnap, rape, torture, kill, decapitate, drain, re-rape, eat the corpse and then toss whatever is left into some isolated trash heap.

According to the news release, he openly admitted his guilt.

He confessed to the murder after investigators found a plastic tub in his closet that had been taped shut, according to an affidavit released by Purcell Police.

"At that time Mr. Underwood stated 'go ahead and arrest me. She is in there. I chopped her up,"' the affidavit said.

Hey, that's good enough for me. I see no need for a trail, in which defense lawyers would most likely drone on about and agonize over this guy's childhood, how he was mistreated by his Daddy or Mommy -- or both -- never had a puppy, was ridiculed and/or mistreated by other kids as a child, suffered from ADD, OCD, AHCD... who knows what else, successfully dragging his trial into a long, hot summer of absolute nonsense and completely unnecessary expense.

This cretin has admitted his guilt. Drag him up in front of a judge, accept his plea, pronounce him "officially" guilty. No "life without parole" stuff, where we taxpayers would spend -- on the average -- $90,000 a year on room and board for this maniac. Immediately take him out and hang him. Cremate the remains and scatter the ashes throughout the entire the city dump.

Leave nothing behind -- tomb stone, grave marker, anything of that nature -- that could ever act as a possible focal point for other potential lunatics.

Shouldn't take anywhere's near the whole summer.