Monday, July 13, 2009

Martial Law

Bob's crystal ball says:

If the economy continues its tailspin into the rock-hard ground of reality, Obama and his cohorts will simply declare a national state of emergency and impose Martial Law.

This will guarantee we will never rid ourselves of this present administration and this Congress, since all national elections will be suspended during this declared crisis, which will last forever.

Prepare yourself for a life in a place where "Your papers, please" will be a statement as common as "Good morning", a place exactly like the ones that Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Pol Pot had worked so hard to create.

All we need do now is add the name of Obama to that list, who is at this very second - is working tirelessly to fufill their dreams.

The very best we can hope for is a country like present-day Cuba, except we will still have the H-bomb to keep the Chinese and the Russians at bay, unless Obama agrees to destroy them all, in which case you'd better learn to speak a foreign language of your choice, either Chinese or Russian.

He will declare Martial Law. Depend on it... And plan accordingly.

Of course, Bob's crystal ball is always cloudy, so check your own, results may vary.

P.S.
Want to know what the rest of the world is thinking? Particularily the Russians? Here you are...

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