Atta Boy Bush

President Bush postponed his summer vacation at his Texas ranch because of the crisis in Georgia.

One day.

Said Bush:

Got a lot of folks, smart folks analyzing the situation on the ground...

Well OK, a lot of smart folks. That certainly disqualifies George Bush. He might as well go play with his cows in Crawford... The four-legged ones.

Let's see here...Russia is threatening Poland with nuclear retaliation, is moving troops deeper into Georgia, is stealing our weapons , and so George Bush sends super-lightweight Condi Rice (now there's a real side-splitter) to go scold the Russians, and then runs off to Crawford.

Like a typical bully, Bush can start fights with the small fry, but when the big boys show up, he disappears.

Whoever the next president may be, the poor sucker will have a huge mess to clean up after George W. Bush, and - sadly - the present front runners are just not up to the task.