And You Think You've Had A Bad Day?

How not to spend your day:

CHATSWORTH, Ont. - An 18-year-old woman from Guelph, Ont., is facing charges after she allegedly stripped naked on a highway, ran into a cow pasture and threw mud and feces at police officers.

And That's not all, folks...

She had been involved in two hit-and-runs earlier that day:

She smeared cow dung and blood all over an officer:

Burned herself while trying to escape on a nearby motorcycle:

Then spit at the cops when nothing else seemed to work.

And I'll just bet nobody bothered to pick up her clothes.

So some jackass cut you off on the freeway this morning? Forget it.