Another California "Marriage"

Ellen DeGeneres has gotten married, to a much younger - and more gullible - female, the kind that these older sexual deviates love to prey on.

Dear fifty-year-old Ellen wore pants, and dressed all in white.

For crying out loud... WHITE!

White was - once upon a time - a color used to signify the purity and innocence of the bride, but when there is no purity or innocence involved, color must not matter.


Isn't the above photo just positively darling? We have the frail and demure "female" dressed in long, frilly and lacy pink(NOT white), while the short-haired macho-dude "male" is suited up, all manly like, maybe ready to go out and sell some fried chicken... if "he" can just get that Van Dyke(no pun intended) beard going.

No doubt they plan on adopting something... maybe a dog, or a cat, perhaps a younger male sheep. After all, it is California.