Monday, April 23, 2007

Rove Vs. Crow

Big hoopla about Sheryl Crow finding Carl Rove's table at the big media/White House love-in.

Miss "global warming" wanted to talk to Rove about global warming, and Rove went orbital, or so they say.

This from The Smoking gun:
When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!
Maybe she buys carbon credits from Al Gore.

Now this twit Sheryl had gone on record recommending only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit be used as the way to save the world. Maybe she wears those astronaut diapers to handle the inevitable residue.

And there's just not much to compliment Rove on either... A scheming and devious law-breaking insider that will no doubt be outed sooner of later for much wrong-doing.

The whole thing is sort of like when two rival gangs start battling:

Who do you cheer for?

2 comments:

TheWayfarer said...

We need a freaking spot on the ballot that says "None of the above".
Asshats all!

Anonymous said...

Forgo "hat" when one says "Asshat Brigade" when one discusses those two, Sheryl Crow & Carl Rove! God help me if I know what those brown stains are...