Says the director of the prestigious Space Research Institute, Lev Zelyony:
We have something of a head start in this race as we have the most experience in piloted space flight.They also have the most experience in killing astronauts, called "cosmonauts" by the Ruskies, because of their tendency to not pay much attention to the tiny little details that turn out to be real killers later on.
If they do launch the first manned attempt at Mars. wish them luck, but be ready for some unintended consequences.
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They will ba adding to their list of Russian "firsts".
1. First human to die on the way to Mars.
2. First human to die crashing into Mars.
3. First human to die by running out of food, water, and air on Mars.
4. First human to die in a spaceship last seen somewhere on the way to or from Mars.
etc.
ROFL !
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