Sunday, December 03, 2006

One New Shopping Catalog

My wife and I have been getting all manner of brochures, magazines, catalogs and flyers for just about anything one may want to buy for the upcoming gift-givaway gala.

There a catalogs for almost anything you can imagine.... cars, tools, jewelry, food, candy, toys, clothes, electronics... the list is endless.

So, why not a catalog for presidential contenders? A catalog at least as nice and colorful as the Hickory Farms catalog everybody gets. List every candidate, every potential candidate, provide photographs, descriptions, histories, how and what they do versus what they claim, and most importantly, what they will cost us in the long run.

I can just see the upcoming elections catalog. Clinton, McCain, Juliani, Obama,the whole rogues gallery of losers being paraded out for us to select from.

If I got a catalog like that in the mail, I'd put it in an outhouse for toilet paper, and would enjoy it everytime I used it.

1 comment:

Galt-In-Da-Box said...

Can't we just shoot the bastards and start all over again?
Worked in 1776.