Tuesday, June 02, 2009

I Have The Solution To Our Educational Challenges

A couple of items below I posted a bit from Vox as to how the highly regarded Minnesota public school system is solving their inability to teach anything... They had the Minnesota Legislature pass a Law that if the uneducated oafs can fail three times, they get their diploma.

What does that really mean?

It means the Minnesota government - and the Minnesota school system - has concluded that a school child really does not need to learn anything in today's America. Just flunk them three times, any of our kids can do that... and send them off... diploma in hand, self-esteem on max, ready to rap their clueless way into what will most certainly be a dismal future.

OK, if they are not required to learn anything, why even bother to send them to school? Close the schools, they're proving themselves as useless anyway, give every child a high school diploma at birth, and just declare them "educated".

Better yet, give them a college degree at puberty, declare them - as college graduates - to be well above the average in "intelligence", and send out letters to HR departments throughout America, naming them as prime and choice candidates for upper management and critical decision-making positions in government and business.

We are already seeing the results of such a nationally promulgated policy, why not make it official? Minnesota has...

Imagine a fly-over place like Minnesota coming up with this fabulous solution to teachers that can't teach, school systems that can't educate, and college professors that want only to give your daughter Herpes, and a Marxist attitude towards everything.

And property owners? No more school taxes.

Everybody wins... Right?

After all, most of our jobs that required brains have been shipped overseas, and nobody needs any schooling to flip hamburgers.

1 comment:

TheWayfarer said...

Vox said one of the reasons he didn't shed any tears leaving Minnesota is it's not conservative.
Clearly, there's nothing left to conserve!