Some stimulus package details:
Each working person will receive a $400 check from Uncle Barak, the Pelosi Plunderers and the Reid Redistributors. Each non-working person - out of work, all those "immigrants", or retired - will receive a one-time check of $250.
If they really mean EACH person, that means my wife and I will see $500 out of this trillion-dollar giveaway. If they do what they did with the previous refund/rebate, they'll treat us as a "unit" and we'll only get $250.
I wasn't expecting this sort of thing, but no way will we turn it down. Since our "picture tube" style TV has blown up, we will be able to replace it with either a $250 picture tube style TV, or a $500 flat screen. Both would be around a 30" unit.
How will us buying a new TV help the economy? It won't, since all TV's are made in off-shore factories(in Mexico, Bangladesh, Japan, South Korea, China and others) that the federal government helped to create in our continuing giant job giveaway program supported by our once-American businesses and our all-American Chamber of Commerce.
But what the hell... I'll be able to keep watching those CNNFOXNBC bimbos tell us all how to get another job, which is far funnier than any sitcom on TV today.
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