Get Real

by SAMUEL MAULL
Associated Press Writer, NEW YORK

A gay police officer has filed a discrimination suit against the city and the New York Police Department, saying he was threatened with violence, called vulgar names and treated unfairly by supervisors because of his sexuality.

The poor thing. How will he be able to function ever again? His feelngs must be crushed. His emotions devastated. He even has a lawyer now, George D. Rosenbaum, who says:

The hell he's gone through is heart wrenching.

Gad, what crap. When stuff like this is headline material, you know we're reaching the "zero" in our final countdown.