Because God Said So

At least according to Bill Richardson.

This takes Bill Richardson totally off my list of potential people I would vote for:

Sioux City, Ia. - God's will is for Iowa to have the first-in-the-nation caucus, Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson told a crowd here Monday.

"Iowa, for good reason, for constitutional reasons, for reasons related to the Lord, should be the first caucus and primary," said Richardson, New Mexico's governor.

Well now. Where does it say that in the bible?

He must have got that directly from God, so I can only assume that Bill Richardson has found the lost Ark of the Covenant, since it has been reported to be a device used to communicate with God. Honest... a guy said that in the movie "Raiders Of The Lost Ark", a good a source as any on the subject.

No wonder the Jews never found it. It was hidden in the white sand dunes of New Mexico.

As for voting for Bill Richardson, George W. Bush has shown us all what happens when we have a president who believes he is doing God's work.