Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Phonophobic Me

Phonophobia - A fear of noise.

Every time I turn on the TV, there is one of those presidential candidates mouthing off about something or other, usually a prepared statement about their position on whatever - or whoever - is the issue-du-jour.

Not that any of these people are "presidential", they're just running for the office.

We have a wife-in-name-only with her uncontrollable and philandering husband, a mayor who let terrorists hit his city twice , a "is he black enough" man busily increasing the polarization of the black race, a war-mongering wardrum beater who spent too long in captivity and is still hell-bent on revenge, a member of a once polygamous religious group spouting off about family values, a Hollywood actor "president" who sees a woman as a life support system for a pair of boobs, an egocentric con-artist that needs $800 haircuts, and a whole passel of other truly unremarkable can't-get-a-word-in-sideways limelighters who are busily trashing our evening TV.

Noise. It's all noise. Endless noise. I would not be surprised - if by election time next year they will have made us so sick of if all that we wouldn't vote any for them if they were the last sorta-semi-qualified-pseudo-candidate on earth.

2 comments:

Roci said...

I agree. Not one of them is worthy of winning.

TheWayfarer said...

These are mediocre times.
It will come down to HITLERy and Giuliani, because they are bead-fingerers, both committed to advancing the leftist agenda of Rome.
Hide, and watch.