Bedtime For Gonzo

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales resigned this morning, long after he had become a persistent embarrassment to President Bush, himself a persistent embarrassment to Americans everywhere.

The president praised and defended Gonzales during brief remarks in Waco, Texas. Said the born-again reformed but still highly suspected drinker-to-excess:

After months of unfair treatment, that has created a harmful distraction at the Justice Department, Judge Gonzales decided to resign his position and I accept his decision. It's sad that we live in a time when a talented and honorable person like Alberto Gonzales is impeding from doing important work because his good name was dragged through the mud for political reasons.

What a howler. Important work like trashing the Constitution, spying on American citizens, promoting that disgusting North American Union, jailing border guards for doing their jobs, you know - important work.

Some blonde bobblehead on TV stated that Gonzo had attained the highest position ever for a Mexican-American(an oxymoron) through hard work and effort.

No, he got there by riding his buddy Bush's coattails.