Another One

Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina, suffered an apparent "extreme blonde moment" during Friday night's NBC broadcast of the Miss Teen USA Pageant in Pasadena, Calif.


When asked about the reason why some Americans could not locate the U.S. on a world map, her answer was:

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Why you bet! That's the perfect answer... clear and precise, cutting, straight to the point.

I expect her to show up in Hollywood any day now.