Friday, May 04, 2007

How My Heart Bleeds

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
Well, cry me a river.

You'd think that the Leona Helmsley adventure might have taught these disgustingly rich high-lifers something, but I guess not.

Next step: Spending countless thousands of dollars on high priced lawyers for what will be her endless string of appeals.

She will--most likely--never spend a minute in jail.

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