Saturday, November 21, 2009

The 100, Oops, 300 Million Dollar Woman

Reid and his cohorts in the Senate have brought the vote of moderate Mary Landrieu, (D-LA) for 100 million dollars. She will now vote yes on this health care boondoggle.

That's 100 million of our money folks... That will be given to the po' folk of Louisiana.

A woman sells herself for 100 million. Hell. That's even more than Cleopatra wanted from Caesar.

We are witness to the purchase of the most expensive prostitute in history.

Webster's Seventh:

prostitute n 1: a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse esp. for money: WHORE 2: a person who deliberately debases himself for consideration (as money)

Don't holler at me, holler at Webster.

Better yet, holler at the world's most expensive whore.

Addendum:
And so it came to pass that Landrieu walked onto the Senate floor midafternoon Saturday to announce her aye vote -- and to trumpet the financial "fix" she had arranged for Louisiana.
"I am not going to be defensive," she declared. "And it's not a $100 million fix. It's a $300 million fix."
Well then, that makes it all OK. Maybe she was unpurchasable for $100 million, but $300 million? Even the great Hillary will never top that.

It's your tax dollars she's getting, and you? You won't even get a single Lewinsky out of it.

The funniest part about all this? She's been promised $300 million by the worst lying scumbags in Congressional history. Louisiana won't see even a minor chunk of that promised money... Ever.

1 comment:

TheWayfarer said...

No they won't...Unless they happen to stumble beneath her kitchen table or maybe her freezer!