Should Have Seen This Coming

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words can never hurt me.

Boy, is that obsolete!

TALLAHASSEE -- A state legislator whose district is home to thousands of Caribbean immigrants wants to ban the term "illegal alien" from the state's official documents."I personally find the word 'alien' offensive when applied to individuals, especially to children," said Sen. Frederica Wilson, D-Miami. "An alien to me is someone from out of space."

Senator Frederica Wilson. Serious money says she is a immigrant of some form or another, speaks fluent Mex, and married some guy with a "white" name.

Just a guess of course, but the odds are in my favor.

More Caution Required

Just finished reading

"THE PRESIDENT'S CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY TO CONDUCT MILITARY OPERATIONS AGAINST TERRORISTS AND NATIONS SUPPORTING THEM",

an opinion by JOHN C. YOO, the Deputy Assistant Attorney General in the Office of Legal Counsel.

If Yoo is correct in his conclusions, it means that the president can damn well do anything he wants, attack anybody he wants, whenever he wants. All he need do is claim that it is in the defence of the nation from attack--or potential attack--by terrorists.

Well now.

Bush obviously accepts Yoo's intrepretation as accurate and legal, and that just about guarantees that Bush will indeed launch a massive air assault (no invasion, just like he says) on Iran before he leaves office.

Several of our senior Generals and Admirals have just publicly accounced they will resign before obeying a Bush order to attack Iran, a move they consider to be rash, foolish and militarily unsupportable, stretched as we are.

It now appears to only way to prevent Bush from starting yet another war in the Middle East is to remove him and his shadowy master Cheney from office(quickly) before they get the chance to bury us even deeper in this eternal war between conflicting religions.

Of course, that will leave us with Nancy Pelosi as president, but just for a few months. That way we can watch and decide if we really want a woman such as Clinton as president.

The real lesson here is that we really need to get a lot smarter when choosing our next president. So far we've been pretty damned stupid with our selections.

Tell Me Another One

Read this one slowly:

"We're going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I'm still a 55-year-old virgin."

TV host(ess) and financial guru Suze Orman says she "has a relationship with life," and then reveals that her "life partner" is Kathy Travis.

Wow, what a nosedive trip. At first glance, one envisions her "relationship with life" as something akin to Bambi running through the forest, enthralled by the sight and smells of mother nature, crystal clear babbling brooks sparkling down through the valleys, illuminated by star-filled night skies. Purity and cleanliness everywhere.

Then comes the truth, and the mental projection becomes one of hot, sweaty bodies entertwined amongst a collection of plastic toys, vibrating devices and tubes of oozing KY jelly. But that's OK, no men anywhere, so we're all still virgins.

Seven years in a lesbian relationship equals virgin? That's on a par with Bill clinton's "I never had sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky."

Consider any woman who has great elevation in the TV heirarchy. She does not get there by being a 100% virgin, much less a lesbian one. Dirty old men are still in charge, and dirty old men in charge have a habit of demanding sex in one form or another for a potential starlet to prosper. So if a woman has never "been" with a man in her entire life, one might wonder how many times it took her--perhaps using the non-sex sex tactics made famous by Monica Lewinsky--to arrive at the top.

More Fear Mongering

When are you people going to get tired of crap like this?

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann claims to know of a plan, already worked out with a line drawn on the map, for the partition of Iraq in which Iran will control half of the country and set it up as a “a terrorist safe haven zone” and a staging area for attacks around the Middle East and on the United States.
Says Bachmann:“Iran is the trouble maker, trying to tip over apple carts all over Baghdad right now because they want America to pull out. And do you know why? It’s because they’ve already decided that they’re going to partition Iraq.
And half of Iraq, the western, northern portion of Iraq, is going to be called…. the Iraq State of Islam, something like that. And I’m sorry, I don’t have the official name, but it’s meant to be the training ground for the terrorists. There’s already an agreement made.

Bachmann did not say how she knew about this plan, nor with whom Iran has made this deal, but that sure hasn't stopped her.

Let's see now... "a staging area for attacks around the middle East", that would be Israel, of course, and--naturally--attacks on the United States have been included in her rant for maximum effect.

Another Zionist lackey performing above and beyond the call of duty to spread more fear and hatred throughout America... without a shred of evidence or proof.

There Ought To Be A Law

Joe Liberman is threatening to switch horses if the Democrats continue to insist on ending the Iraq war. He threatens to become a Republician, giving control of the Senate back to the Bush crowd.

Well, if we wants to switch, fine by me. but it should be a law that if an elected official changes his party while in office, that official should be forced to resign and a new election in his home district conducted to find a replacement.

Whether it be from independent to republician, or repubulician to democrat, or whatever, should not make any difference.

Actually, Liberman should be tossed out on his butt if he tries such a sleezeball stunt to shift the balance of power, a balance that has been lawfully determined by the voters.

Liberman's disgusting threat smells of international politics at its very worst, but sadly, it's expected from a man like Liberman, a man who has served Israel so well and faithfully during his long tenure as a United States Senator.

Say what?

Well, pulling the American army out and away of this Middle East religious quagmire would ramp up the real and present danger to Israel by many notches. Liberman and his pals want to prevent such a move. They want the Americans over there from now on, since a superpower between them and the muslims is a great thing for them. Bad for us, but good for them. It is Israel that is under constant threat here, not the United States. Always has been.

Israel has always been the primary target, and it is American intervention that has continually saved them, whether it be political, such as our endless UN vetoes, or critical military aid in the form of tanks, fighter aircraft, helicopters, bombs and rockets, or satellite recon and up-to-date intel on Arab military positions during conflict, plus an unending flow of cash from America. Israel has never been able to defend itself, to stand alone, to survive, without massive support from England and the United States. That is as true today as it has ever been, even with their small handfull of unacknowleged nukes. If Israel uses nukes on the arabs--anywhere--the results would be a real and undeniable worldwide holocaust.

One day we Americans will need to decide if the Jewish dream of re-constructing ancient Israel is worth the cost the rest of us are paying.

It would be nice if we did that before the spiraling cost in lives and treasure is passed on to our children and grandchildren.

But, I don't expect it will happen, since Christians--from day one--have never had a clue as to how the Jews successfully highjacked their religion... and have been using them as tools ever since.

Psychics Bomb

This from the Daily Mail:

Psychics were recruited by the Ministry of Defence to locate Osama Bin Laden's secret lair, it was claimed yesterday.
Newly declassified documents revealed that the MoD conducted an experiment to see if volunteers could 'see' objects hidden inside an envelope.
It is claimed the ministry hoped positive results would allow it to use psychics to 'remotely view' Bin Laden's base and also to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
However, after running up a bill of £18,000 of taxpayers' money, defence chiefs concluded there was 'little value' in using psychic powers in the defence of the nation and the research was taken no further.

18,000 Pounds? Cheapskates.

Bush created a brand new multi-billion dollar Department, filled it up with the nation's finest collection of high-paid third-string losers... the kind that get their jollies off stomping around in black outfits and ski masks, the kind that practice legalized murder on Idaho loners and Texas cults, the kind that can actually spend billions more looking for Osama everywhere but where he actually is. (Bush and company know where he is--the third-stringers aren't that stupid, but catching him would be really bad for Bush's "Warn Tear".)

Obviously, the Brits need to learn a bit more, need to spend a lot more, and learn how to keep those embarrassing little failures secret.

They need to enroll in the Bush supported and funded Homeland Department School of Useless Excess.

More than anything, they need to learn the Bush philosophy that pulling out of a hopeless quagmire is a sign of weakness.

Lucky Us

I watched El Presidente Bush on TV last night, enjoying about as much of him as I can stand (about 30 seconds usually), and listened as he spewed out yet another Bushkin jaw-dropper.

Looking past the camera--jaw jutted out--into the supposed audience, he said:

"The war started on my watch. It's going to end on yours."

Wow. That should be carved onto his tombstone.

What he should have said--if he had the remotest urge to speak the total truth-- is that he started this war, but he's leaving it up to us to stop it.


This little TexMex cowboy, complete with tinplate badge from a Cheerios box, started this war with Iraq for his very own hidden reasons, reasons not remotely connected to his touted "warn tear".

Sort of like an arsonist who starts a huge inferno, he's going to leave it all up to the firemen to handle, while standing nearby, enjoying the spectacle, eventually riding off into the sunset, satisfied that God had personally stepped into his life--giving him guidance and wisdom--so he could make a difference.

No doubt he goes to sleep at night imagining the history books of tomorrow describing him as modern civilizations all-new Alexander the Great, or Western civilizations latest version of Winston Churchhill, maybe even having a new chapter added to the Christian Bible dedicated to his thoughts and sayings.

The man is a loon. It will take America years to dig out of the mess he has lead us into. By his own hand, he has created millions of new and dedicated enemies who will fight and die to bring about the destruction of America, enemies that our children and their children will have to face and fight.

At the very least, he should be promptly removed from office before he causes even more harm.

Tom Joyner, Philanthropist... Sort Of

I was just watching a piece by CNN praising some guy named Tom Joyner, whom the CNN talking heads refered to as "The hardest working man in radio". CNN apparently thinks he deserves this title because (pay attention now) he actually held down two jobs at once--not digging ditches, or cleaning sewers, or any real work--but two jobs as a radio DJ.

As a result, he has become the black darling of two radio audiences, made himself a ton of money, and even got himself a foundation named after himself, the "Tom Joyner Foundation".

Congratulations, Tom... good job, good job.

CNN(often cleverly disguised as a news show) continued with information that the Tom Joyner Foundation has donated 55 million dollars to "deserving" black schools, colleges and universities, and everybody at CNN was just ga-ga over this amazing man and his donations to help blacks get some education, or at least stay in school. The "stay in school" comment was Tom's own words.

Imagine that. Tom actually held down two jobs at once, flying between the two as necessary(not driving, walking or hitchhiking, but flying), and as a reward is now rich, famous(in select circles), and has his very own foundation.

Congratulations Tom, good job, good job.

As I understand it, all black schools, colleges and universities are given the same amount of support from federal and state sources as the learning institutions for the rest of us--the integrated ones--the white, black, brown, red and yellow schools, colleges and institutions. It's the law, you know.

So how much has the Tom Joyner Foundation donated to these "deserving" non-black institutions trying to educate everybody else?

Zero, you say? Zilch? Nada?

In a nation where blacks are given preference--by law--it seems a bit lop-sided to me.

Brits To Pull Out Of Iraq

Totally predictable. Below is how the decision was made:

PM's phone: Ring, ring.

PM: Tony blair here....

Queen: Harry's unit is heading out for Iraq in a few months. I want all our troops out of there, no bases, no posts, no soldiers--nothing there-- at least a week before his unit is scheduled to ship out. That way, he won't need to go anywhere, and he'll still look the brave and tough Royal.

PM: Yes, Ma'am.

PM's phone: >click< bzzzzzzzz......

Of Shaved Heads, Lollipops And Bad Decisions

LOS ANGELES, February 17, 2007 - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.
Eyewitness News shot video of the newly shorn Spears, with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck, sitting for a new tattoo, a pair of red and pink lips, on Friday night.

A short history:

Telly Savalas, the man who played "Kojak", looked quite normal bald as a baseball, and acted macho enough to pull off the lollipop thing, a Kojak gimmick.

Yul Brynner, who played an Egyptian Pharoah in "The Ten Commandments", looked a lot sillier with his bald head, struting around the place, hands on hips, looking angry, angry, angry.

Persis Khambatta, who played the role of Lt. Ilia, the bald Deltan alien in "Star Trek: The Motion Picture", pulled off the bald bit gloriously becuse she was a beautiful woman to begin with.

Even Sinead O'Conner, one of the Vatican's favorite female singers, managed to look acceptable as a baldy.

Now come Britney Spears with her rendition of bald-headedness, and from what I've seen so far in the news, it is the result of yet another really bad choice by a young woman hell-bent on charging over the nearest cliff, dragging her career behind her.