Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Brits To Pull Out Of Iraq

Totally predictable. Below is how the decision was made:

PM's phone: Ring, ring.

PM: Tony blair here....

Queen: Harry's unit is heading out for Iraq in a few months. I want all our troops out of there, no bases, no posts, no soldiers--nothing there-- at least a week before his unit is scheduled to ship out. That way, he won't need to go anywhere, and he'll still look the brave and tough Royal.

PM: Yes, Ma'am.

PM's phone: >click< bzzzzzzzz......

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