Monday, May 21, 2012

It's Tinkle Time!

San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee will rename a street after former-Speaker Nancy Pelosi today in Golden Gate Park.
"Middle Drive East" which connects Martin Luthjer King Jr. Drive and John F Kennedy Drive in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park will now be renamed in honor of Pelosi and her 25 years of service in Congress.
San Francisco is the second city to name a street after Pelosi. Baltimore, her home town, renamed a street in her honor in January 2007 shortly after she was elected Speaker of the House.


How many people will take the opportunity to visit Pelosi Drive and donate a golden stream onto the pavement? Well, it is in Golden Gate Park....

San Fransiscians should  also designate this particular street for the walking of their dogs, creating an endless supply of raw material for Nancy to use in Congress.

Or maybe put up toll booths at either end, and call it the Pelosi Troll Road.

Perhaps tear up all the pavement and proclaim "Pelosi Lane... Where you can find all the dirt!"

Don't forget: No right turns allowed - left turns only.

I could go on for hours.


Galt-in-Da-Box said...

The English language does not contain epithets and cusswords severe enough to express my contempt for that Jezebel slut.
They should have dedicated a boat ramp to her instead, as it leads where she led this country: Into the drink!

Bob said...


How about dedicating one of those holes in the ground that they put outhouses over?

texlahoma said...


At first you notice the road isn't straight then you notice it's crooked.