If You Pay Taxes...

... On your next income tax statement where it asks "List all dependents", try lsitng a few of the ones below(It's just a starter list):

42 million unemployable leeches on food stamps:
20 million illegal aliens:
5 million unwed mothers:
3 million crack heads:
2 million criminals in over 243 prisons:
535 self-serving bought-out jackasses in the U.S. House and Senate:
9 out-of-touch oooh-so-smart elitists on the U.S. supreme court:

And...

A White House full of 60's style tree-hugging, dope-loving hippies without a clue.

Yes, they are all - everyone of them - dependent on you the taxpayer.

If you have any kids, you can add them also, just for yuks.

Note:
Most of the numbers are estimates. Do like the government does... make up your own.
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