Behold The God That Bleeds*

Unvetted President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his upper lip after taking an elbow to the mouth during a pickup basketball game Friday morning.

12 stitches. That's gotta be a doozy of a fat lip.

The White House identified the elbower Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.

Said Dederega:

I learned today the president is both a tough competitor and a good sport.

That would be on the basketball court of course. Qualities that would be useful in the white House - If he was ever there - Instead of flying around from place to place in Air Force One, jabbering inanely away to very carefully selected audiences filled with adoring zomboids.

Playing games with yet another Mexican politician. That should give you a clue or two about the future of effective border security.

*from an old Star Trek episode.