She has arrived.
Five different personalities.
She can't cook or wash windows, but she likes what you like.
She talks cars. She talks football. She even goes to sleep at night.
It's the all-new - now available in the United States and England - lifesize robot sex doll.
I told you she was coming a couple of years ago, but I missed on the price. My estimate was $7,000 per doll, but she's selling for around $9,000 a copy today.
And they already have orders for 2 million dolls
So.
All you college educated liberated free spirits that got Herpes while getting what you laughingly call an "edcation" have been put on notice.
Your replacement is here.
6 comments:
Um, yeah... I hope she's easy to keep clean, if you know what I mean.
The Ladies didn't give themselves herpes if you know what I MEAN. Some liberated 'gentlemen' gave them that bug. Takes two to play 'toss the virus'.
Astrosmith,
Keep in mind neither I - nor anyone I know - Have any plans whatever of obtaining one of these things, squeaky-cleanable or otherwise.
I just thought it incredible that they have 2 million orders already, which is what prompted the post.
I still cannot formulate a reasonable response to the question: "What do I really think about this?", but it would be along the lines of, "The future of the human race is is serious doubt".
Along with homosexual sex, lesbain sex, man-boy sex, condoms, birth control pills, day after pills, abortion and all the other mechanisms and procedures we now have to prevent the continastion of the human race, we now have robots.
Incredible.
Maybe the next thing they figure out will be how to produce a test tube baby in one of these robot girls.
You just know that once these things are able to talk and respond reasonably with some sort of advanced AI, our lunatic-infested Congress will give them equal rights.
I can hear it now:
"Oh crud, My sextoy robot is pregnant, and she has slapped a paternity suit against me!".
Wowzers... Science - and politics - marches on.
Remember Obama and his progressives:
There are no absolutes, no concrete right or wrong... Everything is relative.
And they are running the country today.
Crafycorner:
Very true, but the University of California did not publish any data on the percentage of male graduates that graduated with Herpes, only the females.
The dismal numbers published were that 83% of the gals who graduated from the UC system (who were disease-free as sophomores), graduated with both a degree... and Herpes.
I suspect the numbers of affected males are much less, because the infected "career" students and sexual-predator professors are generally male, and prey mostly on the females in the student body.
Does Vox Day know about this? He's been predicting it for years! A measily $9 large? Poor white boys are lining up across the country to max out their Visas, especially if it doesn't talk!
Ted:
I posted a remark on Vox about the life-sized Real-doll(go look at the "real doll" site, www.realdoll. com) a couple of years ago, generating all manner of comment from the ilk. Vox did say a lot of females would be out of free dinners and movies as soon as the Japanese figured out how to animate those things, so We've all been expecting this to happen sooner or later.
Science marches on...
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