Monday, March 16, 2009

Obama Chicken Fingers Collectible Box


A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.

Racist overtones? Hell yes... Those chicken fingers are obviously made from white meat!

Every hyphenated American in the United States should get instantly outraged and sue Germany for this racist slur.

Into the streets of Washington all you outraged hyphens... a million-finger march is needed!

Where can I get a box of these? This will obviously be a true Obama collectable to sell on E-bay next election.

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