Saturday, October 25, 2008

Vegas And Atlantic City In Panic Mode

Oil prices keep plunging:
VIENNA (Reuters) - An emergency OPEC meeting on Friday reached swift agreement to chop production by 1.5 million barrels per day (bpd) in an effort to halt a deep oil price slide.
You know what this means?

All those oil rich Emirs, Princes and Sheiks may no longer have the money to make those many gambling trips to their favorite casino and make those million-dollar-a-hand bets all night long.

Americans just don't seem to realize their oil money was actually supporting American casinos, American jobs... and blond American bunnie casinoites.

If this slide in oil prices continues, we'll be seeing an upswing in unemployment benefits being claimed by casino dealers eveywhere.


Casino dealer Lindsey Roeper (above) poses in the Playboy Club's bunny outfit. Headed for the unemployment line?

What a shame.

Can't get much badder than that. I mean, whatever else could poor little Lindsey do for a living? In Las Vegas?

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