Today's Headlines At A Glance

I logged onto DRUDGE to see the latest headlines for something to holler about. Here's just a few:

-) Dems shut down House for fooball game

Well, they got the ball now, they want to play!

-) Iran threatens to stop oil flow

Particularly if Isreal drops nukes on them.

-)Killer bees found near New Orleans

Plenty of places to set up house now.

-) Dems getting ready to raise taxes

On the count of three now... 1-2-3 SURPRISE!

-) Bush to announce new Iraq plan on Wednesday

He wants this war to last longer than World War Two. It's that "legacy" thing...

-)Dallas food chain to accept Mexican Pesos

Used to be we said that things were going to the dogs, now things are going to the Mexicans.

-) Angelina speaks out against Madonna's 'illegal' adoption

Could I possibly care less? NO.

-) Border web cam test mostly a failure

No kidding. You mean cameras won't stop the brown tsunami of law breakers?

-) Tazer to offer weapon for us commoners

Wow. Every feminist armed with a Tazer gun. That's MUCH scarier than Bush's so-called terrorist threat.

-) New York smells

Well, duh...