Saturday, January 06, 2007

Oh Goody Goody

According to Drudge, Isreal has drawn up plans to use tactical nuclear weapons against the Iranian enrichment facility.

Let's follow the line of thought here:

a)- Iran may be on the verge of producing a small nuclear device. If tested, it may work as well as the one the North Koreans tried... which was a gigantic flop.

b)-The Jews are worried that Iran will bomb them right out of occupied Palestine--often refered to as today's modern Israel--if they actually get a workable bomb.

c)-The American government is aghast at the thought that the Iranians might try to use a nuclear device (if they had one) on Israel. That's why we're in Iraq, there was a rumor that Saddam had a nuclear bomb, and ten of thousands have died as a result.

d)-Therefore, Iran MUST be prevented from possibly committing such an inhumane and vicious act against the peace-loving Israelites.

e)-So, the Israelites are going to nuke the Iranians first, in a preemptive strike to prevent a nuclear holocaust which would be started by the Iranians with their non-existant bombs.

The Jews are fully aware that one mushroom cloud in the Middle East will blossom into many... and spread across the world. The chances are around 100%, based on every war game simulation on the Middle East ever undertaken. One hundred percent. But what the hell, they're Gods chosen, whatever they do is right, and they're supposed to kick off Armageddon anyway. Read their little book, it says so.

Some of those lunatics are actually looking forward to it. If it takes ten million troops from every nation on Earth, something like three armed soldiers to watch every Jew in Israel 24/7, we need to do it, until we get our hands on the Jewish nuclear weapons and remove them. They are dangerous toys... religious fanatics should not be allowed to play with them.

But not to worry. It's all a big joke--scaring the hell out of the entire world with this nuclear stuff--so we'll all be grateful when the Jews do swarm in, bombing the hell out of everything in Iran using good old American made smart bombs and aircraft, instead of one of their precious nukes, which can then be held in reserve for future fear mongering.

Expect it.

PS:

Never forget we Americans--under the great leadership of George Washington Bush--were supposed to go into Iran and do the job, but there's been just too much opposition to the idea, so now the Jews will have to do their own dirty work.

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