Thursday, September 29, 2011

Family Ties

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. – President Barack Obama's uncle, Onyango Obama, is expected to appear in a Massachusetts court on a drunken driving charge.
Onyango blew a 0.14 on his blood-alcohol breath test, so - of course - he is pleading not guilty.


Onyango Obama... Illegal alien, accused drunk driver, Uncle to the President of the United States

It is so reassuring to me that the president's family members demonstrate such responsibility, strength of character and citizenship. It reflects so well on the president.

So why is my stomach rumbling?

2 comments:

Ted Amadeus said...

"I'ze be gots mah mothafuckin' rightz, cuz white be ALWAY pickin' awn me!" is an American funeral dirge I'm sick & tired of hearing! These lazy bastards are upset because 150 years of sitting on the front porch smoking crack & drinking OE with their freaking pants halfway down has somehow failed to bring them to The Promised Land - maybe it's (well past) time to stop whining, pull your pants up, quit playing with yourself & go to work!?
Sorry about the rant, Bob, but this is SUUUUCH bullshit, and the longer we put up with it, the worse it's going to get.

Ted Amadeus said...

Strings will get pulled & the chucker's uncle'll walk Scot free.