Up-Front Dentistry

And how often does your wife visit the dentist?

WOODLAND, Calif. - A dentist, Mark Anderson, accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

Come here cutie, You need a bit of tempro-mandibular joint disorder manipulation...

A complaint filed by a 31-year-old woman said Anderson had fondled her at least six times over two years.

Six times?

What happened the last time? Was he losing his touch? Or was he losing interest in this particluar patient and managed to get her angry?

I didn't realize breasts had muscles that somehow attached to the jawbone. But with modern science, you learn something new every day.